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Boom! Crash! Bang! "This lightening and thunder is going to be the life of me!" The old ninety three year old snaggle toothed thing beside yelped as she wined as the storm outside continued.It was my wedding day, and we were just about to place the rings on each others fingers when the thunder began and the lights flickered, and eventually went out. What a great day for a wedding I must say.

The thunder continued, and I said if i didn't hit this old lady beside me before the night was over, she'll be lucky. Besides that, this was not the only event going on, it was my wedding day, the power was out, this old lady was screaming her head off, not only about the power either, but somebody stole her purse!

We were all waiting anxiously, for the power to come back on, so we could get everything situated and back on the road. The old lady was wandering around tripping and yelping over things to find her purse; and to make things all the better , the purse was black along with the room. First flicker, then the second, thirrrd, yesssss !

POWER!!! The power was finally back on, and after all the screaming and yelping I come to find that the purse was right beside that 93 year old freak. I was furiated with her, she ruined half of my wedding by tearing it all down, from being all worked up and tripping over anything that came underneath her feet. However at the end of the day we were all relieved and everything was back to normal.